I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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