Non-Jews are for practice
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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