i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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