what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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