i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Randomize
