Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You dont lie about slip and slides
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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