gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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