oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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