It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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