sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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