You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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