I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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