If i come over, it means nothing
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
