I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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