Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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