I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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