She announced her abortion via fbk
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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