Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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