I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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