I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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