it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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