i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
ugly people sure do ruin things
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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