i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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