Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
i now understand why vodka
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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