It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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