There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
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I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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