it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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