plz talk dirty to me
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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