It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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