of course. lets lasso hookers.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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