Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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