Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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