ya dads aren't the best wingmen
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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