Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
