Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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