oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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