There is no way he is gay with that hair.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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