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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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