He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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