You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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