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halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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