Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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