What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
The power of my boobs compel you
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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