If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
