I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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