Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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