I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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