"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He better not be in your backpack
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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