Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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