We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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