Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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