I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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