Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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