But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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