We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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