Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Holy shit dude........stairs
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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