We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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