Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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