Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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