I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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