yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wish life had little blips of pornography
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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