From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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