Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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